i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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