Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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