Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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