Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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