is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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