I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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