So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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