Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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