i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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