I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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