its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
