I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
