He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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