Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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