I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I just gift wrapped bread.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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