Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Its about making memories worth repressing
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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