'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
im on a boat
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