Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I am naked and annoyed.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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