we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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