Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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