I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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