He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
he just fucked me for my cheese.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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