There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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