remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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