'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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