Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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