I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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