It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
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