So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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