He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
last night I used snow as a chaser
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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