So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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