I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
