I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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