Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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