Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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