What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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