i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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