So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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