Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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