Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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