My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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