Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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