peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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