my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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