And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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