Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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