the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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