i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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