you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
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