I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
he shaved USA in his pubs
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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