We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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