So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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